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Ten Articles About the Author:
1. I like living in a bamboo grove with my man and our cat.
2. I like old films, gaming, spontaneous road trips, and singing loudly.
3. I like witty banter because it is exhilarating and sexy.
4. I like driving fast... or as fast as I can manage.
5. I like cool music + hot musicians... a LOT.
6. I like to combine #4 and #5 often. Lather, rinse, repeat!
7. I like a great many things and am mercurial in my crushes.
8. I like pens, words, poetry, and books. It's fair to call me a word nerd.
9. I like hot buttered popcorn more than I should.
10. If you are curious about anything else, ask. I don't bite... much.
Troy: “I’m Batman.”
Abed: “You sound like Cookie Monster.”
Troy: “I’m Batman.”
Abed: “That’s Batman.”
Troy: “Candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones.”
Abed: “Yeah, it sure does.”
Troy: “At like a candy traffic school… like a little gingerbread man at the wheel. And he’s drunk.”
Abed: “Look out!”
Troy: “Be drivin’… but you keep wantin’ to eat yourself.
Abed: “All day.”
Troy: “That’s one of my biggest fears.”
Abed: “What is?”
Troy: “If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut… ”
Abed: “You would eat yourself?”
Troy: “I wouldn’t even question it.”
Abed: “Mmm, that would be tasty.”
Troy: “It’s cool to know other people think about this stuff too.”
Abed: “Yeah.”
Troy: “Yeah.”
