Ten Articles About the Author:
1. I like living in Seattle, nestled comfortably in a bamboo grove.
2. I like old films, gaming, spontaneous road trips, and singing.
3. I like witty banter because it is exhilarating and sexy.
4. I like driving fast... or as fast as I can manage.
5. I like cool music + hot musicians... a LOT.
6. I like to combine #4 and #5 often. Lather, rinse, repeat!
7. I like a great many things and am mercurial in my crushes.
8. I like pens, words, poetry, and books. It's fair to call me a word nerd.
9. I like hot buttered popcorn more than I should.
10. If you are curious about anything else, ask. I don't bite... much.
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I don’t give a DAMN about Regionals! What do you expect from us? We’re people! I know the rest of the world might not see us like that but when they tease us and throw stuff at us and toss us in dumpsters and tell us we’re nothing but losers with stupid dreams, it freaking hurts! And we’re supposed to turn the other cheek and be the bigger man by telling ourselves that those dreams and how hard we work make us better than them? But it gets pretty damn hard to feel that way when they always get to win! And don’t give me any of that ‘it gets better’ crap because I’m not interested in it getting any better. I want it to BE better, like right now. I want to hurt them the way they hurt us. No, worse… I want them to feel my pain because frankly, that’s all I have left to give!
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You know, I just wanted to say that I thought that you blew that song out of the water and totally nailed the assignment. Oh no… wait, wait a second, was… the assignment wasn’t “make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch,” was it?
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I got light tingles where it’s only 50/50 for tingling.
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Girls smell better than ham. And when they’re dancin’ and bouncin’ around, you can’t help but watch them.
Tags: Rory Flanagan Damian McGinty Glee
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You smell like Craigslist.
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Your Glee Club saved my kid’s life, all right? I mean, turns out art can do that, you know? And whether it’s through singing or dancing or painting a freaking picture…
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Oh, it’s a pride thing. But it’s not stupid.
Tags: Glee Mercedes Jones Amber Riley
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We’re not ginger supremacists. We’re more ginger preservationists.
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Screw West Side Story, this is Clash of the Titans!
Tags: Glee Noah Puckerman Puck Mark Salling
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Dammit. Mike’s mother went off and made me cry.
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Everyone knows that Rachel’s your favourite. No, it’s true… you give that skinny, Garanimal-wearing ass-kissing everything!
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Mike, you got to know by now, when I see you dance … it’s why I fell in love with you.
— Tina Cohen-Chang,
Glee.
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You say you’re Beyoncé but inside you feel like Effie White.
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An A-minus is an Asian F.
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I so want to give you a standing ovation right now.
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