Ten Articles About the Author:
1. I like living in Seattle, nestled comfortably in a bamboo grove.
2. I like old films, gaming, spontaneous road trips, and singing.
3. I like witty banter because it is exhilarating and sexy.
4. I like driving fast... or as fast as I can manage.
5. I like cool music + hot musicians... a LOT.
6. I like to combine #4 and #5 often. Lather, rinse, repeat!
7. I like a great many things and am mercurial in my crushes.
8. I like pens, words, poetry, and books. It's fair to call me a word nerd.
9. I like hot buttered popcorn more than I should.
10. If you are curious about anything else, ask. I don't bite... much.
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“The corporate party was wretched. I am so tired of The Black Eyed Peas. It’s rock and roll for people who don’t like rock and roll. It’s rap for people who don’t like rap. It’s pop for people who don’t like pop.”
2 notes Tags: The Office Robert California James Spader
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“I’m telling you… don’t do it. I got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. A day shift at a strip club? You can’t unsee that.”
Tags: The Office Craig Robinson Darryl Philbin
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“Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful and you don’t ever get to see your pictures. If it’s an important event that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera.”
Tags: The Office Erin Hannon Ellie Kemper
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“I like you… but you need to access your uncrazy side.”
Tags: The Office Darryl Philbin comedy
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“I’m making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way: when you look in the mirror and see your push-up bra and your fake eyelashes and your make-up and your press on nails… the principles I’m applying to the office are the same ones that have made Lady Gaga a star. Or any number of drag queens.”
Tags: The Office Michael Scott
