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An Asian on Occasion.

Ten Articles About the Author:

1. I like living in a bamboo grove with my man and our cat.

2. I like old films, gaming, spontaneous road trips, and singing loudly.

3. I like witty banter because it is exhilarating and sexy.

4. I like driving fast... or as fast as I can manage.

5. I like cool music + hot musicians... a LOT.

6. I like to combine #4 and #5 often. Lather, rinse, repeat!

7. I like a great many things and am mercurial in my crushes.

8. I like pens, words, poetry, and books. It's fair to call me a word nerd.

9. I like hot buttered popcorn more than I should.

10. If you are curious about anything else, ask. I don't bite... much.

Posts tagged humour

Aug 8 '11
“We flew here, you know, with the children and everything, who pressing the buttons and not sleeping and… actually getting energy from the hatred they inspire in you on the plane.”
— Dylan Moran on flying from the UK to Australia, filmed at the Melbourne Comedy Gala Festival in 2006.

27 notes Tags: Dylan Moran travel humour

Jun 30 '11
If you haven’t already, please check out Standard Action: a D&D-inspired web series created, produced and edited by Joanna Gaskell. It’s tremendously amusing and made with a lot of heart! Click on the photograph to watch the first video in the series.

If you haven’t already, please check out Standard Action: a D&D-inspired web series created, produced and edited by Joanna Gaskell. It’s tremendously amusing and made with a lot of heart!

Click on the photograph to watch the first video in the series.

4 notes Tags: Standard Action D&D Joanna Gaskell RPG humour

Apr 25 '11
Courtesy of Stephen Fry: “Oh dear – my Easter bonnet. It needs a little work. BRB.”

Courtesy of Stephen Fry:

“Oh dear – my Easter bonnet. It needs a little work. BRB.”

5 notes Tags: Stephen Fry Easter bonnet humour

May 16 '10
“I’m curious. Is there any sand left on the beach, or did you bring it all up to our bathroom?”
— Manny Delgado, Modern Family.

1 note Tags: Modern Family Manny Delgado humour ABC

Mar 31 '10
“It’s not a meteor! It’s a cookie wand! Me and Jeff made it because it made you look more like the Cookie Crisp wizard… which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot wasn’t a wizard when I was a kid, it was a burglar. I just… pretended like I knew because I wanted Jeff to think I was smart.”
— Troy Barnes, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour Cookie Crisp

Mar 30 '10
“You’re more of a fun vampire because you don’t suck blood, you just suck.”
— Troy Barnes, Community.

Tags: Community Troy Barnes humour

Mar 23 '10
“Look, what I do know is that to get your head right, you got to get your threads right. Now get on the box and let Clarence put some new feathers on you.”
— Michael “Big Mike” Tucker, Chuck.

Tags: Chuck Big Mike humour

Mar 21 '10
“Oh my God, Pierce is going to be the only person ever to drown in a parking lot… twice.”
— Troy Barnes, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour

Mar 21 '10
“This is abuse! This is abuse! Stop it! That is a satanic sound!”
— Professor Holly, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour

Mar 21 '10
“Congratulations! You failed a class so easy that people pass it in the hallway get a contact credit!”
— Professor Holly, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour

Mar 21 '10
“I hope I get multiple personalities. I get lonely in long showers.”
— Troy Barnes, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour

Mar 21 '10
“Rich just showed me how to make a flared lip on my pot and check for breast lumps.”
— Annie Edison, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour

Mar 21 '10
“I don’t see students here, I see seamen. And I didn’t create them. From the moment you climbed aboard, I saw seamen inside you. More importantly you’ve stopped giggling at the word ‘seamen.’”
— Professor Slaughter, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour

Mar 21 '10
“This class is like a redhead who drinks Scotch and loves Die Hard. I suggest you all get her number.”
— Jeff Winger, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour

Mar 21 '10
“I had to get up so early for my bus, I caught the tail end of what Cinemax gets up to at night… subscription canceled. I got that channel for Eddie Murphy movies, not stimulation.”
— Shirley Bennett, Community.

Tags: Community NBC humour